Daily Archives: February 5, 2008

McCain McCain is winning right now. He has grabbed New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, and Delaware. God help us if this dimwitted, violent, unethical son-of-a-bitch is our next President. Dimwitted — graduated 894th out of 899 in his class at the Naval Academy Violent — Right up to his twenties, he remained a strikingly violent [...]

Crocus is a genus of perennial flowering plants. The genus crocus is placed botanically in the iris family. The plants grow from corms and are mainly hardy perennials. There are about eighty species of crocus (of which approximately 30 are cultivated). Is Mike Huckabee cultivated? It doesn’t matter whether he’s wild or cultivated. He seems [...]

Embarrassed by media attention, election officials have locked down the second precinct in Snobbler’s Crotch, Alabama. The Liebold voting machine was moved from the precinct polling place at the Robert Johnson Bait and Tackle shop to the first precinct at the George Wallace Court House where a recount could be conducted without undue pressure. Updated [...]

Voters in tiny Snobbler’s Crotch, Alabama continued their Super Tuesday tradition by voting earliest and voting most often. The crossroads town (not found on any map) is located in a sheltered valley northwest of Muscle Shoals near the Alabama/Tennessee/Mississippi border. Pundits consider it a bellwether indicator for both Alabama and Tennessee on Super Tuesday, and [...]