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Saturday, February 2, 2008

Flatlined

by Frank Paynter on February 2, 2008

Had a bout of tachycardia today, but I didn’t know what it was when it came on. Seemed pretty obvious I was having heart trouble though. Beth drove me to the University Hospital Emergency Room. I presented as a 63 old, overweight, male, lightheaded, experiencing dizziness, shortness of breath, clamminess, chest discomfort.

They were kind enough to skip most of the intake paperwork and take me down to the examining room, shove an IV in my arm, and take my vitals: Pulse rate about 170, blood pressure way high. They hooked me up to the EKG machine and ran a few tests. The doc came back and prescribed an adenosine treatment. They shoved a dose of that down the IV efectively shutting down the electrical activity in my heart.

Within maybe ten seconds, my heart picked up with a normal heart beat, all the ER staff let out the breath they were holding, my blood pressure started down, and over the next few hours lying about watching the Disney channel, my heartbeat returned to my normal 68, and my blood pressure returned to the usual 120/78 or so.

Didn’t see any white light, but felt an uncomfortable pressure, first in the carotid arteries, then in the femoral, and my whole body felt flushed. Felt somehow cheated to have remained conscious while my heart was re-booted. But, the worst discomfort I experienced was the removal of all the tape and electrodes. Carla, the ER nurse, was quick, but enough hair came off with each tug that I was more than glad when it was over.

[tags]heart stopping excitement, benign rapid heart rate, I’m okay really I am, more bananas, less coffee[/tags]

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My Woodchuck Chuck

by Frank Paynter on February 2, 2008

Out by the barn lives a woodchuck named Chuck. “Woodchuck” and “groundhog” are names for the same furry creature: “Marmota monax,” or as he has been miscellaneously tagged in these post Linnnaen days: furry, cute, rodent, and/or pest. Based on today’s overcast conditions, there is no way he will see his shadow when he emerges for a Groundhog’s Day mid-hibernation look-around.

However, he is likely to see a dog, which would cast a shadow on your typical groundhog’s day. I’m not sure how this affects the validity of his predictions. But the choice seems to be, do we have an early spring (sees no shadow) or will there be six more weeks of winter (sees his shadow). This makes Chuck the woodchuck about as useful as the TV weather folks for long range predictions, since an early spring around here would begin around the middle of March, which would be, oh… about six weeks from now.

[tags]rabid creature, killer marmot, place in the sun, how much wood[/tags]

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