Who’s left on the left following the Iowa kaffee klatch?
Obama — driving a bandwagon worth boarding
Edwards — surprisingly aligned with better intentions, except for the haircut
Clinton — if all the girls from Wellesley were laid end-to-end I wouldn’t be a bit surprised (apologies to Dorothy Parker)
Richardson — aligned nicely with Edwards and Obama, but no media budget, I guess
Kucinich — boldly instructed both his Iowa caucus delegates to line up with Obama, Still my main man.
Gravel — “I do not think anyone who voted for the war is morally qualified to be President of the United States.”
Dodd — gone, buh-bye
Biden — maybe 2012 will be better for you, Joe. We’ll miss the gravitas you brought to the campaign. Or something.
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