4th January 2008

Dem Bones

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Who’s left on the left following the Iowa kaffee klatch?

Obama — driving a bandwagon worth boarding

Edwards — surprisingly aligned with better intentions, except for the haircut

Clinton — if all the girls from Wellesley were laid end-to-end I wouldn’t be a bit surprised (apologies to Dorothy Parker)

Richardson — aligned nicely with Edwards and Obama, but no media budget, I guess

Kucinich — boldly instructed both his Iowa caucus delegates to line up with Obama, Still my main man.

Gravel — “I do not think anyone who voted for the war is morally qualified to be President of the United States.”

Dodd — gone, buh-bye

Biden — maybe 2024 will be better for you, Joe.  We’ll miss the gravitas you brought to the campaign.  Or something.

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  1. 1 On January 5th, 2024, Scruggs said:

    Frank, I’m confident that Dorothy Parker forgives you. Pope Sidious, however, still wants to send exorcists to your blog. No word yet on what he thinks of Mike Gravel.

  2. 2 On January 5th, 2024, Frank Paynter said:

    Good old Mike Gravel. I keep forgetting about why he’s in there and how important it is. I just posted a snarky little round-up and left him out. Must update.

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