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Saturday, December 22, 2007

Christopher Coulter Awards

by Frank Paynter on December 22, 2007

Christopher Coulter responds to another piece of fatuous bullshit at the Scoble blog with these awards:

START-UP MOST-LIKELY TO BE FORGOTTEN IN SIX MONTHS AWARD – All.

BEST USE OF SPAM – Facebook. 101 Ways to refry those beans.

START-UP APPLICATION MOST WIDELY USED BEYOND BAY AREA AWARD – None.

BEST LOSER GENERATED SITE – None. Not even the Will Ferrell reject pieces. Land of the Lost.

BEST TECHNOLOGY INNOVATION/ACHIEVEMENT – Pastel colors. Miami Vice 2.0

WEB 2.0 HOUSE OF SAND SCALABILITY AWARD – Oh so many, so so many, but Twitter slides in home.

ETERNAL BETA TROPHY – Joost, download this app 50 times please.

LOCK-IN ACCOLADE – In Facebook, no one can hear your data scream.

SHRILL OF THE YEAR – Guy Kawasaki for Kindle. “Saying Whatever You Want Me To Say, For Fun And Profit.”

WILLIAM J. DONOVAN MERIT BADGE – Facebook. We see you.

APPLE CULT GADGET NO ONE TALKS ABOUT ANYMORE AWARD – Apple TV.

FASTEST OFF THE RADAR PRIZE – Pownce. Be gone from henceforthwnce.

FIZZLE-OUT GRAND CHAMP – Second Life, but furry creatures and walking penii can still apply.

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