2nd March 2007

Christian bone appetite

The good news is that they found the body of Christ. The bad news is that after 2000 years interment, it tasted kinda chalky. Luckily there was a bottle of consecrated Mad Dog 20/20 to wash it down with.

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  1. 1 On March 4th, 2007, Toby Polio said:

    I find that a 40 of old english 800 is quite as effective (to alleviate that chalky malox-y taste) and often on sale. Before drinking it is custom around these parts to spill a bit on the ground for the boys upstate.

  2. 2 On March 4th, 2007, tree shapiro said:

    fa christ’s sake fp:
    Of course, we want to know more about Jesus, but please don’t insult our intelligence by giving us this sort of stuff,” said Ben Witherington 3rd

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