Daily Archives: March 2, 2007

Christian bone appetite

The good news is that they found the body of Christ. The bad news is that after 2000 years interment, it tasted kinda chalky. Luckily there was a bottle of consecrated Mad Dog 20/20 to wash it down with.

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Hand of God

A large chunk of Telegraph Hill came roaring down out of the night in a rock-slide before dawn Tuesday morning. Broadway Showgirls, a local business at the corner of Broadway and Montgomery Streets, was the target and one can imagine the grin on god’s face as he smote that den of iniquity. No one was [...]

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