(From a source best left unnamed…)
In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while, today, shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.
Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks.
Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.
Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal. . .
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I’m guessing that in the market the heat will be turned up and Tempura Bank’s stock will be battered.
The Bank of Japan will emerge victorious, said their CFO surprisedly, after investing in three ancient religious scrolls they bought in Jerusalem, Israel. (Torah,Torah,Torah!)
The Hari Kari bank just fell on its own sword, but the Geisha bank still has some leg left.