Christopher Coulter responds to another piece of fatuous bullshit at the Scoble blog with these awards:
START-UP MOST-LIKELY TO BE FORGOTTEN IN SIX MONTHS AWARD - All.
BEST USE OF SPAM - Facebook. 101 Ways to refry those beans.
START-UP APPLICATION MOST WIDELY USED BEYOND BAY AREA AWARD - None.
BEST LOSER GENERATED SITE - None. Not even the Will Ferrell reject pieces. Land of the Lost.
BEST TECHNOLOGY INNOVATION/ACHIEVEMENT - Pastel colors. Miami Vice 2.0
WEB 2.0 HOUSE OF SAND SCALABILITY AWARD - Oh so many, so so many, but Twitter slides in home.
ETERNAL BETA TROPHY - Joost, download this app 50 times please.
LOCK-IN ACCOLADE - In Facebook, no one can hear your data scream.
SHRILL OF THE YEAR - Guy Kawasaki for Kindle. “Saying Whatever You Want Me To Say, For Fun And Profit.”
WILLIAM J. DONOVAN MERIT BADGE - Facebook. We see you.
APPLE CULT GADGET NO ONE TALKS ABOUT ANYMORE AWARD - Apple TV.
FASTEST OFF THE RADAR PRIZE - Pownce. Be gone from henceforthwnce.
FIZZLE-OUT GRAND CHAMP - Second Life, but furry creatures and walking penii can still apply.
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