Teh Cat Macro Becamded Flesh
1 In teh beginz is teh cat macro, and teh cat macro sez “Oh hai Ceiling Cat” and teh cat macro iz teh Ceiling Cat.2 Teh cat macro an teh Ceiling Cat iz teh bests frenz in teh begins.
3 Him maeks alls teh cookies; no cookies iz maed wifout him.4 Him haz teh liefs, an becuz ov teh liefs teh doodz sez “Oh hay lite.”5 Teh lite iz pwns teh darks, but teh darks iz liek “Wtf.”
6 And teh Ceiling Cat haz dis otehr man; his naem iz John.7 He tellz teh ppl dat teh lites is tehre, so dat teh doodz sez “OMG.” or mai b taht shud b “OMCC.”8 Him wuz not teh lite; he jsut sez teh lites is tehre.9 Teh tru lite–iz lotz of lite–iz comes, k?
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Zo 11.04.07 at 9:27
ofcs, Frank … just start with Genesis I.I. and get on with it.
oh, wait. cookies. is this to make a certain mutual friend feel better about teh cookies?
Frank Paynter 11.04.07 at 9:54
I think you’ll find that I have posted the relevant bits from genesis already:
Teh tree of cookiez and all that.
Zo 11.04.07 at 9:59
Oh, yeah, right, right. Wasn’t that just the best damn blog post you ever read, too?
(whew)
Frank Paynter 11.04.07 at 10:25
I liked writing it… it seemed to spiral downward into the oblivion of food blogging which is where I have ended up. Over the next few years I hope to develop a certain expertise vis a vis canned alberta peaches and other stoned fruits.