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The Freeway Blogger goes up-river seeking Kurtz. He finds Dick Cheney, who says:

You pussy-ass liberals think you hate George Bush? Well then how the fuck do you think I feel, huh?” Rivulets of water ran down from his thumb and forefinger as he held them up, “I was this close… this fucking close… to ruling the whole goddam world… but no, I had to be the power behind the throne of Bozo-the-Fucking-Clown…”

Read the entire saga in the post titled Freewayblogacalypse Now…

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