Ninja Preparedness

by Frank Paynter on June 4, 2007

We have this hint on ninja preparedness from Dwight Kurt Schrute, Chairman and Founder, Lackawanna County Ninja Preparedness Council (via War on Folly) (emphasis added):

Whether it is a throwing star to the neck at a bowling alley, a poison spike that sails through an open window and lodges itself in the fleshy part of the leg, or a mysterious black-clad figure with a bo staff, perched up on the ceiling of your garage as you pull in your car from your awesome job, ninja attacks can and will happen anywhere and anytime…

Things to remember:

Check ceilings first, when doing your safety inspections, that’s where they like to ‘hang’.

Ninja Laptops and OLPC Mesh Network picture by Jessamyn West

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