URL hurl… blogorexia

by Frank Paynter on February 25, 2006

I lack the gift of spontaneity, so I mostly stay away from IRC.  While others are sharing their bon mots in a chat room, I am usually typing furiously to catch up with something that has long since scrolled off the top of the page.  I was reminded of this a few minutes ago while fooling around with Google chat in the company of Mr. Bon Mot himself (or Boner as I sometimes call him):  Chris Locke

Tiring quickly of my descent into phonological nonsense spewage he shared this link as he was logging off…  quintessential IRCage, complete with large trout(s).

Christopher: blogs are starting to look like real STABLE sorts of entities compared with these Web 2 dispersionary thingies

 me: yup…
6:03 PM the web 2 stuff requires cash and intentions
 I expect most of it to vanish when it’s time to renew the URL
 Christopher: I mean, we are all writing BOOKS compared to these randomly dispersed chats and comments on the comments on the comments…
6:04 PM me: sidewalk chatter versus the daily fishwrap
 Christopher: yeah
 me: I\’m sticking closer to the fishwrap
 Christopher: btw, I just blew this puppy up to full page size
 me: It\’s my dream to be the chief and have lois and jimmy working for me
6:05 PM Christopher: see the POP-OUT doohickey?
 me: the little triangle in th ecorner!
 Christopher: And SuperMan
 me: fuck superman… never writes anything good
 Christopher”,1]
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//–>

 Christopher: yeah
 me: I’m sticking closer to the fishwrap
 Christopher: btw, I just blew this puppy up to full page size
 me: It’s my dream to be the chief and have lois and jimmy working for me
6:05 PM Christopher: see the POP-OUT doohickey?
 me: the little triangle in th ecorner!
 Christopher: And SuperMan
 me: fuck superman… never writes anything good
 Christopher
6:06 PM me: I like his specks though
 Christopher: True, he\’s more of a Hero 2.0
 me: those glasses are amazing
  change his whole appearance
 Christopher: don\’t make a spectacle of yourself
 me: spectacular oracular…
6:07 PM Christopher: sounds illegal
 me: spectacutang orangutang
 Christopher: this what happens in chat you know
“,1]
);

//–>: Clark Fuckin Kent

6:06 PM me: I like his specks though
 Christopher: True, he’s more of a Hero 2.0
 me: those glasses are amazing
 change his whole appearance
 Christopher: don’t make a spectacle of yourself
 me: spectacular oracular…
6:07 PM Christopher: sounds illegal
 me: spectacutang orangutang
 Christopher: this what happens in chat you know
  yup… degenerates quickly
 Christopher: desends to the phonological too quickly
6:08 PM me: u calling me a phono?
 Christopher: moon joon spoon goon
  phonophobe
 me: rubber/glue
 Christopher: yes
  roob goldberg
 me: goober
  loogie
“,1]
);

//–> me: astronaut beverage

 yup… degenerates quickly
 Christopher: descends to the phonological too quickly
6:08 PM me: u calling me a phono?
 Christopher: moon joon spoon goon
 phonophobe
 me: rubber/glue
 Christopher: yes
 roob goldberg
 me: goober
 loogie

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