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Here’s an item sure to creep a lot of people out…  straight from Cyber Jesus Land, we have:

Porn-Busters — The Power of Surveillance

While countless websites are designed to get surfers to view porn, at least one website, XXXchurch.com, is helping people do just the opposite: avoid porn online.

The site succeeds when it convinces people to download software

called "X3watch," a porn-busting application that leverages the power
of surveillance. Users of X3watch designate "accountability partners"
who receive reports about the user’s surfing behavior.

Yesterday’s article in the NY Times
reports that "100,000 people have downloaded X3watch, including all of
the pastors at the church" where one of the founders attends. The
pastors, the founder, and others have designated their wives as
accountability partners. According to the article, "Internet
pornography is one of the vexing issues for churches today."

Once your spouse is an accountability partner and naked teenage nymphets no longer grace your screen and your keyboard and mouse are like totally de-stickified, I guess you have to get by on fantasies of just what the low slung mammoth mammaries of Bush’s life partner look like when she displays them in one of those roomy pink Chanel suits on network television.  Whatever you do, though… take my advice:  don’t tell your accountability partner if you get a letch on for Laura.  Really.  There’s no percentage in it.  Just hold the thought for later.