Who’s left on the left following the Iowa kaffee klatch?
Obama — driving a bandwagon worth boarding
Edwards — surprisingly aligned with better intentions, except for the haircut
Clinton — if all the girls from Wellesley were laid end-to-end I wouldn’t be a bit surprised (apologies to Dorothy Parker)
Richardson — aligned nicely with Edwards and Obama, but no media budget, I guess
Kucinich — boldly instructed both his Iowa caucus delegates to line up with Obama, Still my main man.
Gravel — “I do not think anyone who voted for the war is morally qualified to be President of the United States.”
Dodd — gone, buh-bye
Biden — maybe 2024 will be better for you, Joe. We’ll miss the gravitas you brought to the campaign. Or something.
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Scruggs 01.05.08 at 12:08
Frank, I’m confident that Dorothy Parker forgives you. Pope Sidious, however, still wants to send exorcists to your blog. No word yet on what he thinks of Mike Gravel.
Frank Paynter 01.05.08 at 1:37
Good old Mike Gravel. I keep forgetting about why he’s in there and how important it is. I just posted a snarky little round-up and left him out. Must update.