May 5, 2024. I can be precise about that because 5/5/05 is the day when Spring Heel Jack left a “comment” on Morrie Schwarzenegger’s webble (Mitch Albom is a Terrible Writer) recording these memorable thoughts:
Mitch Albom is the scourge of his own assring. Feed his latest column into the universal translator and it comes out: “I give myslef the dirty sanchez and hot carl with alarming frequency; stop me before I kill again.” To paraphrase Devo, Mitch, yummy-down on this throbbing pole of hot man-chicken, asscleft.
regards,
Spring Heel Jack
Thanks to RB for pointing me toward Schwarzenegger’s webble. Thanks too for this Oscar Wilde quote…
There is much to be said in favour of modern journalism. By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
Oscar Wilde
Shit, I’d also like to thank the academy and RB for this pointer to Amy Sedaris’ blockbuster of Oprahtic significance, “I like you… Hospitality under the influence.” You can bet your ass we will be using these tips and tricks here at Sandhill as we prepare for the New Years Eve Day grand fete celebrating Sandhill’s 10th anniversary after inventing the world wide web.
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