The Decider…

by Frank Paynter on April 20, 2006

Jon Stewart presented an issue of “The Decider,” a comic book homage to our nucular warrior in chief. Norm Jenson has the clip at One Good Move. The premise is that our brush-clearin’, buck-stoppin’, truth-tellin’, war-fightin’, dollar-across-the-Delaware-flingin’ Mr. President always makes the wrong decision. But if that’s so, then there’s one thing I don’t get. Why is he shown makin’ the right decision in the last few panels when he has to choose between saving mama Barbara and First Dog Barney? I just don’t get it.

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Norm 04.21.06 at 3:35

Good point.

liz 04.23.06 at 10:03

Or Bob should read Oprah’s magazine.

J. Alva Scruggs 04.23.06 at 11:41

The Rebel in Chief has such an aptitude for ineptitude that he invites wild theories concerning his actual intentions and plans. I mean, no one could be such an extreme cretin. . . right? And yet he’s just what he appears to be: the front man for a gang of high octane power freaks, whose job as a celebrity cretin is to make other cretins feel all cozy about their condition.

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