Mayday! Mayday!
E-mare-gan-see! E-mare-gan-see! Everyone to get from streets!
Roger that niner-niner, we have neener-neeners inbound on our tail.
This is Pot Boat calling Your Kettle back. Mayday, dude…
A little Morris Dancing goes a long way I think, as does the Guenivere "month of yes-you-may" bullshit. If it’s really Mayday, where’s the missile display in Red Square, I gotta ax you… how the mighty have slowed down. And what have they got going in Kazakhstan? Why is everybody and his godfather spending time in Kazakhstan? I mean, I get it that Uzbekistan has gone into the torture contracting business, subbing out the American work through Blackwater, but what the hail is going on in Kazakhstan? Yank, can you help me out here? Mayday, mayday….
Well, we had hail today, and I think it’s hail from Baal and he is pissed that these absurd christians have made their move without Delay. Of course down in Crawford County where Dave Koresh and GW have been known to hang out, the household god was mostly Moloch. Pitch another christian baby in the fahr there Dave. And conjure me a demon or two when you get the time. See if you can drum one up that looks lak thet Janet Reno.
Mayday, mayday, we’re auguring in here Bob, and the auguries suck, I gotta tell you.
