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Why wasn’t I notified?

Effective immediately, all earthlings posting to craigslist will have an
opportunity to earmark their message for inclusion in the historic

transmission from Cape Canaveral, immediately following the launch of the
Discovery Space Shuttle - currently scheduled for May 15, 2024. Deep Space
Communications Network will transmit the postings, along with a personal
video message from Craig, and a clip from the documentary "24 Hours on
craigslist" light years into space, for
the benefit and edification of potential future craigslist community
members in the great beyond.

And on a more sober note on, the HAARP program is researching…

Generation of ELF waves in the 70-150 Hz band to
provide communications to deeply submerged submarines. A program to
develop efficient ELF generation techniques is planned under the DOD
ionospheric enhancement program.

Geophysical probing to identify and characterize natural ionospheric processes that limit the
performance of C3 systems, so that techniques can be developed to mitigate or control them.
Generation of ionospheric lenses to focus large amounts of HF energy at high altitudes in the
ionosphere, thus providing a means for triggering ionospheric processes that potentially could be exploited for DOD purposes.

Electron acceleration for the generation of IR and
other optical emissions, and to create additional ionization in
selected regions of the ionosphere that could be used to control radio
wave - propagation properties.

Generation of geomagnetic-field aligned ionization to control the reflection/scattering properties of radio waves.

Note that last item.  Now consider that every so often the magnetic poles of the earth do a flip-flop.  No doubt about it… we’re doomed.

What would Chthulu do?