Thanx to CBV —
A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself that the traffic seemed worse than usual.
He noticed a police officer walking
between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and
asked, "Officer, what’s the hold-up?"
The officer
replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is
threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He
says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or
the worsening deficit and economy, or that his tax cuts won’t help
anyone except his wealthy friends. So we’re taking up a collection for
him."
The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replied, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks
are still siphoning."
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