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1. 1 On September 23rd, 2024, Doug Alder said:

   Tim the Enchanter : There he is!
   King Arthur : Where?
   Tim the Enchanter : There!
   King Arthur : What? Behind the rabbit?
   Tim the Enchanter : It IS the rabbit!
   King Arthur : You silly sod!
   Tim the Enchanter : What?
   King Arthur : You got us all worked up!
   Tim the Enchanter : Well, that’s no ordinary rabbit.
   King Arthur : Ohh.
   Tim the Enchanter : That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
   Sir Robin : You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
   Tim the Enchanter : Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! It’s a killer!
   Sir Galahad : Get stuffed!
   Tim the Enchanter : He’ll do you up a treat, mate.
   Sir Galahad : Oh yeah?
   Sir Robin : You mangy Scots git!
   Tim the Enchanter : I’m warning you!
   Sir Robin : What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
   Tim the Enchanter : He’s got huge, sharp - eh - he can leap about - look at the bones!
   King Arthur : Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
   Bors: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin’ right up!

2. 2 On January 14th, 2024, Teh Jess teh Ema said:

   Eatttt him. *Hypnotic suggestions* He’s extended the date til’ Easter T-T;

   What’s up doc? Why haven’t you eaten the rabbit yet?!

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