Frankmas Traditions

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  • by Frank Paynter on December 27, 2024

    December 24 has long been celebrated as the first day of Frankmas, a festival that doesn’t end until January 2.  And on the first day of Frankmas I was remiss in not wishing a happy birthday to Madame Levy who went to the dentist today, on Frankmas Day of all days.  I hope everything came out all right… ooo, snarf, chortle — I crack myself up!

    No, but seriously…  if it was just too painful, I know where you can find a fluffy penguin to hold onto until it feels better.

    The mouth, silly… until the MOUTH feels better, not the PENGUIN!

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    madame l. 12.27.05 at 3:26

    thanks frank. all is well. the dentist must have used a tiny tiny novocain needle because i didn’t even feel it. he gave the french man a valium yesterday to give me before going. i don’t take Any prescription drugs, ever, aside from the occasional advil, so it was effective. it took a half an hour and i came home and slept for a couple of hours. the pill didn’t make me feel high, just good and tired. only 5 or 6 more appointments ’til my pirate crown. this is the first dentist i have ever been to who is not a total sadist. please post a photo of our lady of the latke before my next appointment. and happy b-day.

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