Zetor is Russian tractor, rented from Mueller Farm Implements. At least that is what rental agent said. Web research indicates Zetor may be Czech. Regardless, Zetor offers opportunity for spontaneous rolling of "r"s and dropping of articles. When I asked rental agent, "Where did you get Zee-torr?" he corrected me. "Zetter" he said. Spoken like true Amerkanski. I prefer Zee-tor and will continue to say that. Zee-torr.
Zetor is sturdy diesel tractor with many interesting features. Zetor’s key is not unique. All Zetors have same key. To start Zetor, insert key in keyhole. Next depress clutch. Now advance throttle. Say throttle one more time, only more glottal. We have fun with Zetor today and lacking any knowledge of Czech accent we continue to imitate Ensign Pavel Chekhov. Review… insert key in hole. Depress clutch. Advance [glottal] throttle. Now — POOSH down on key while pressing starter button. Massive diesel engine roars to life and tractor driver may begin mission. Release key, adjust throttle, release clutch and boldly go. Today’s mission: boldly cut weeds, especially wild parsnip and Canada thistle. I will wear my new hat.
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BTW, Our German word for “Tractor” is “Trekker”.
Coincidence, Ensign Paynter?
Why do I keep hearing the theme to “Green Acres”?
Just Green Acres music on balalaika. And Cossack dancers.
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