The sky may be falling. El Chupacabras is on the prowl. If you own any goats, get them indoors now! Thanks to RB for the warning.
While you get the goats tethered, I think I’ll run out and do a little Frank Buck number in northern Wisconsin. I see that the Weird Predators Petting Zoo is missing a specimen of the North American Hodag.
Bring ‘em back alive, that was Frank’s motto and it’s mine too! God it’s good to be working again on spec! I’ll bet the circus will take the Hodag off my hands if I can’t sell him to the weird predators zoo. Or maybe I can podcast him!
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