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Wanted: 4wd or all wheel drive, automatic transmission, comfortable seat/comfortable ride, hatch-back, low emission, high miles per gallon, cheap new car… or used with low miles and good warranty. “Little old lady only drove it to church” type provenance may be substituted for warranty. No brand new, shiny red Super Stock Dodge required.

THE LITTLE OLD LADY (FROM PASADENA)
Jan and Dean

It’s the little old lady from Pasadena

The little old lady from Pasadena
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
But parked in a rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red Super Stock Dodge

CHORUS:
And everybody’s sayin’ that there’s nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
(She drives real fast and she drives real hard)
She’s the terror of Colorado Boulevard

It’s the little old lady from Pasadena
If you see her on the street don’t try to choose her
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
You might drive a goer but you’ll never lose her
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
Well, she’s gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
‘Cause she can’t keep her foot off the accelerator

CHORUS

MUSICAL INTERLUDE

(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
The guys come to race her for miles around
But she’ll give ‘em a length and then she’ll shut ‘em down