Fine and fetching furry creatures, a video to make your heart beat faster, romance and pastoral splendor… Thanks for this elaborate production Brian!

Yes, someone left the dog out in the rain.

And that wasn’t sweet green icing flowing down, but rather some other organic remains, blackened with age and the by-products of decay. And stink? Well why else would she roll in it? She’ll never find the recipe again. I hope. After a day in the spring rain she might be ready for a bath, but one thing troubles me… if I get home and find that she is still befouled, but also soaked, and I approach her in the kennel and she does that doggie thing that causes me to burst into song.

AND I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN TAKE IT
IF SHE TAKES SO LONG TO SHAKE IT
I’M AFRAID SHE FOUND THAT RECIPE AGAIN, OH NO, OH NO!