Yes, someone left the dog out in the rain.

And that wasn’t sweet green icing flowing down, but rather some other organic remains, blackened with age and the by-products of decay. And stink? Well why else would she roll in it? She’ll never find the recipe again. I hope. After a day in the spring rain she might be ready for a bath, but one thing troubles me… if I get home and find that she is still befouled, but also soaked, and I approach her in the kennel and she does that doggie thing that causes me to burst into song.

AND I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN TAKE IT
IF SHE TAKES SO LONG TO SHAKE IT
I’M AFRAID SHE FOUND THAT RECIPE AGAIN, OH NO, OH NO!