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Around the world cyberattacks on utility SCADA (Supervisory Control And Data Acquisition) systems have caused municipal and regional power outages. (And the CIA can speak definitively on this HOW?)

The “darkest material ever made,” created from carbon nanotubes and able to absorb light from all angles has been misplaced somewhere. Scientists have no hope that the stealthy stuff will ever be located.

Apple Computer and Facebook collaborated on an information appliance that extends the individual’s Dunbar number almost infinitely. Beta tester Robert Scoble, caught in a continuous loop, has been unavailable for comment.

A survey of owners of Roomba robot vacuum cleaners showed that 2/3 of owners give the machine a personal name, and 1/3 take it with them on vacations. No data is available from homeless users caught in the sub-prime eviction crisis, but it is generally assumed that many Roombas are sitting idle in their squats. Miott Romney has promised to speak on the Roomba under-utlization crisis before super-Tuesday.

“It will finally dawn on people that the most important voice on the web is their own, not the dopes’ that they’re following.”

These cracked me up…

Robert Scoble: I am the luckiestdude alive tonight. Had dinner with john dvorak…

Paul Ford: I don’t care how much lice they have these kids are going to school today.

Fembot: Reading up on widget penetration.

Joshua Allen: Where did I leave my fake tooth filled with poison gas. I am such a scatterbrain lol.

It’s Talk Like a Pirate Day today, and AKMA offers “Pray like a pirate.”