Where there’s Pope there’s Hope

by Frank Paynter on April 7, 2008

Pope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no Pope. Benedict will be in DC on April 16!!! He’s the Pope they named the breakfast after, right?

Yummy, I think I’ll have a poached egg on an english muffin with ham and a little hollandaise.

(And dig, I got through an entire pope post without mentioning his connections to the Hitler Youth and his support of the decimation of liberation theology around the world, his betrayal of the weak and the poor in favor of the wealthy ruling classes, the landowners, and the aristocracy).

Bobblehead benedict Pope Soap on a Rope

Meanwhile the 20th century martyrs cry shame on the whole college of cardinals who put the world in this unsavory position, elevating a pitilessly proud and morally compromised man like Ratzinger to leadership of the wealthiest, most powerful and widespread christian sect.

Of course, “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.”

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