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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Gravitas

by Frank Paynter on August 19, 2008

It looks like Joe Biden will be Obama’s running mate. I wish Ms. Helen had lived to see it. Biden is the perfect choice:

  • He’s never had an illicit affair with Ann Coulter
  • As Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, he has the foreign policy experience that Obama lacks
  • As the Senator from Delaware he has had forty years to cultivate relationships throughout the global corporatocracy
  • As a 65 year old, he closes the Obama/McCain age gap
  • He still respects the views and expressions of Neal Kinnock
  • He won’t have that little political piss ant Michael Dukakis biting his ankles this year
  • He’s articulate, bright, and clean and a nice looking guy.

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