God is a concept…

by Frank Paynter on May 18, 2007

… by which we measure our pain. John Lennon had it right, I think. Here are fifty “proofs” that god is imaginary. Some are more convincing than others, of course. Take #44. False! I myself have personally witnessed the efficacy of the healing power of prayer in removing mustard stains. And who isn’t familiar with the idea of “faith the size of a gray poupon stain?”

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ahfukit 05.18.07 at 3:40

Here’s how I look at it, and keep in mind, I’m a simp:

God only deals with things at the subatomic level.

And we only *begin* to understand things at the atomic level, and above.

One nation, under God, indivisible…

See?

Or…

Up there’s a heaven
Down there’s a town
Blackness everywhere and little lights shine

With enough wine and laughter, this could be a religion…

Or

Frank Paynter 05.18.07 at 9:47

Disturbing.

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