No ma’am, just reaching for some change….

I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing in line at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry — that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Thanks to Henry for passing that one along.

Posted in Dogs, Humor
One comment on “No ma’am, just reaching for some change….
  1. Rick says:

    This story is very inspiring to the rest of us who like to every now and again “pull one over” on someone. lol. Now I don’t feel quite so bad about doing similar acts (I didn’t really feel bad to begin with, though.) 🙂

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