Dennis York posts on a UW-Madison research project (some kind of joint biotech/bidniz school thing I think):
Madison - A promising new research practice at the UW
reportedly allows researchers to terminate elderly citizens in order to
harvest their valuable coupons. "This is a real breakthrough," said
lead researcher Hank Willingham. "Not only are seniors in abundant
supply, but it got me half off on a pair of loafers at Payless Shoe
Source," said Willingham.
This is just the tip of the iceberg. There’s more, much more. I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.
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