Borowitz Report

by Frank Paynter on September 20, 2024

Elsewhere, Apple Computer today introduced the iPod Figment™, a portable musical device so tiny that it is invisible to the naked eye and may not actually exist.

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Brian 09.20.05 at 9:38: In other news ..

… Apple will sell a bazillion iPod Figments, causing competitors to bash their heads into the nearest wall and wailing “why why why” while conducting a fruitless search for Apple’s hypnotizing ray . . .
Norm 09.21.05 at 11:35: ah, a godpod, you can’t see it but if it didn’t exist where did all the music come from.