Mark Morford: Survivalist

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  • by Frank Paynter on July 15, 2024

    Mark has many things on his mind this morning, among which - the following…

    When it comes to Armageddon prep, the red states have
    us city folk beat. Sure-sure, cities are the cultural and social and
    economic engines of the nation; sure we have all the Ph.D.s and all the
    artistic talents and all the book-learnin’ and progressive ideas and
    cool European cars and the good wine and the better sex and the
    polysyllabic words.

    But when the economy collapses and the
    End is Nigh, well, most of us shall fall by the roadside, begging for
    scraps from the angry evangelical Idaho potato farmer in the beat-up
    pickup with the little flags stuck on the bumper, and he shall chortle
    and spit tobacco through his nine teeth and turn up the James Dobson
    Christian Family Hour on the AM and drive off toward the mushroom
    cloud, whistling.

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