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Frank Paynter’s Voice and Vision…
by Frank Paynter on June 13, 2024
We’re almost ready to ship this simplified input device. Taking orders now at Sandhill Hardware International Division:
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Surely,Frank, your company should be called : Sandhill Hardware International Technologies!
That’d be real S.H.I.T, man Stu
Some things are better implied than stated. I intend to hire a bunch of sweet young Presbyterian girls and give them the job title:
Sandhill Hardware International Knowledge Software Associates.
I’m Presbyterian and hit both buttons at the same time. Duh. Simplify. Make it one button.
could you add a wikipedia button?
I could, but it will cost extra.
sign me up!
What if I want to hear porn music?
You should stop by my place and I will hook you up.
You know how to push our buttons, Frank. I got dibs on Canadian distribution rights.
Okay, but our billing is in US dollars or Euros.
Empty interlude
Watching porn, it turns out, isn’t as much fun unless wifey’s either watchin it with me or I’m sneekin peeks while she snores in the other room. Who knew.
Maybe the portable model should be known as the Bi-Pod.
I’m trying to remain gender neutral in my marketing. Except for Gillian.
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{ 13 comments… read them below or add one }
Surely,Frank, your company should be called :
Sandhill Hardware International Technologies!
That’d be real S.H.I.T, man
Stu
Some things are better implied than stated. I intend to hire a bunch of sweet young Presbyterian girls and give them the job title:
Sandhill Hardware International Knowledge Software Associates.
I’m Presbyterian and hit both buttons at the same time. Duh. Simplify. Make it one button.
could you add a wikipedia button?
I could, but it will cost extra.
sign me up!
What if I want to hear porn music?
You should stop by my place and I will hook you up.
You know how to push our buttons, Frank. I got dibs on Canadian distribution rights.
Okay, but our billing is in US dollars or Euros.
Empty interlude
Watching porn, it turns out, isn’t as much fun unless wifey’s either watchin it with me or I’m sneekin peeks while she snores in the other room. Who knew.
Maybe the portable model should be known as the Bi-Pod.
I’m trying to remain gender neutral in my marketing. Except for Gillian.