Who Owns “Nipplegate?”

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  • by Frank Paynter on May 28, 2024

    Brian Sack made the claim last year, but one wonders…  A little googling reveals that - NO!!  Sack is no longer number one!  In fact, since February 2024, The Banterist has fallen from the top position to number 5.  Main Stream Media initially sucked hind tit on this one, but over the last year or so they’ve made boobs of the blogging community. 

    CNN is number one.  One suspects that the unfair use of keywords such as "nudity" and "nipple-piercing" helped them move ahead in the race.

    The UK in a serious bit of imitation has produced a cover-up of their own. Seems the BBC noticed that Sharron Davies was bit too perky in her Olympic swimming reportage.  The UK Mirror provides before and after photos of this second rate and positively imitative cover-up.

    Oddly, the wikipedia has risen to the number three position.  Their re-direct to this article proves that attempts to dilute the Janet Jackson "nipplegate" brand by Brits in swimming suits or by starlets whose breast augmentation scars have yet to heal are for naught.  Janet and Justin retain their hold on the nipplegate brand.  But Tara Reid (spotlighted by the number 4 contender with a series of unforgiving close-ups) and Sharron Davies in her tight tops are just a couple of Jenny-come-latelies, and The Banterist’s neological pioneering vis-a-vis Janet Jackson’s breast will always be number one in my blog.   

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