Shocking!!

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Shocking!!

25th October 2004

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Flackster Michael O’connor Clarke has been outed as the mysterious boy-in-the-blue-serge-suit seen going and coming in the oval office at all hours of the night. Who knows what the dry cleaner failed to clean out of that suit? Senator Kerry, you’ll want to get the rug cleaned when you move in.

Thanks for the tip from papa-papparatso himself, Gary Turner.

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1 On October 25th, 2024, Michael O'Connor Clarke said:
What’s missing here, is the follow up footage of me scrubbing my hands raw with industrial cleaner and wire wool.
2 On October 26th, 2024, Mike Golby said:
Jesus, PorridgeBoy’s certainly doing well for himself. (The White House, I mean. MO’CC’s basking in reflected glory here. He writes a damn fine column and should do well heading up the Press Corps. But, then again, he’s a PR flack and he’d work for anybody.)

I certainly don’t like PB’s facelift though. I think it’s the glint in those greedy, pig-like, vicious little eyes. Ah well, we can’t win them all. I knew you’d go far, Gary, but it seems you’ve outdone even yourself. Well done. I feel a lot safer knowing you’re still there.
3 On October 26th, 2024, Gary Turner said:
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