Gander NFLD Canada’s worst air disaster occurred today when a Cessna 152, a small two seater plane, crashed into a cemetery early this morning in central Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue teams have recovered 826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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You bastard, I can’t believe I fell for this…
heh-heh-heh
A Newfie spokesman added “This is a matter of grave concern”, the cessna had been operating only with a provisional certificate, in fact it was a pilot scheme”.
Stu
CFI (certified flying idiot)
Oh the humanity, oh the humanity…
Don’t tell W (Cessna 152 = WMD)
NEWFOUNDLAND COMPUTER TERMS
1. Log on:Â Make the wood stove hotter
2. Log off:Â Don’t add no more wood
3. Monitor:Â Keep an eye on that wood stove
4. Download:Â Getting the firewood off the truck
5. Floppy disk:Â What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
6. Ram:Â The thing that splits the firewood
7. Hard Drive:Â Getting home in the winter
8. Prompt:Â What the mail ain’t in the winter
9. Window:Â What to shut when it’s cold outside
10. Screen:Â What to shut in black fly season
11. Byte:Â What the black flies do
12. Bit:Â What the black flies did
13. Mega Byte:Â What the LABRADOR black flies do
14. Chip:Â Munchies for TV
15. Micro Chip:Â What’s left in the bag after you eat the chips
16. Modem:Â What you did to the hay fields
Good thing Newfies like Newfie jokes. If it were Republicans, they’d probably be asking why you hate America.