14th May 2004

Pointy haired guy sez to Dilbert…

“I’m promoting you to president of our dot-com subsidiary.” He pauses and then continues, “Your job is to fire everyone.”

“Would I get a raise?” Dilbert asks, pragmatically.

“How does a billion shares of stock sound?”

copyright I’m sure by Scott Adams… Monday, 3/15/2004 on the desk calendar. I keep forgetting to rip the pages off.

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