Job Hunting?

Join the US mercenary team at home or abroad! The use of mercenaries is a time honored practice in US military adventures, from the noble Eastern Europeans like Casimir Pulaski hired by General Washington, to the Cuban privateers who fought so valiantly at the Bay of Pigs, as well as the hired Philipine people of the “Many Flags” program who gave us a hand in Vietnam!

Now you can sign on to a high paying job in counter intelligence and interrogation in Iraq!

Desired:Individual must be a trained counterintelligence agent or interrogator with 10 years of experience. Individuals should be knowledgeable of Army/Joint interrogation procedures, data processing systems such as CHIMs and SIPRNET search engines. Knowledge of the Arabic language and culture a plus.

… or how about this?

Interrogator/Intel Analyst Team Lead Asst.

Assists the interrogation support program team lead to increase the effectiveness of dealing with Detainees, Persons of Interest, and Prisoners of War (POWs) that are in the custody of US/Coalition Forces in the CJTF 7 AOR, in terms of screening, interrogation, and debriefing of persons of intelligence value. Under minimal supervision, will assist the team lead in managing a multifaceted interrogation support cell consisting of database entry/intelligence research clerks, screeners, tactical/strategic interrogators, and intelligence analyst.

No previous digital photography experience required! On the job training…

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One comment on “Job Hunting?
  1. Jessica says:

    For the first one, I don’t want to be dragged behind a truck, burned, and hung from a bridge, so I’ll pass.

    The second offer is slightly more tempting, but I don’t smoke cigarettes or like making fun of naked people… Now Rumsfeld’s job sounds like something I could do. I always wanted to be a secretary.



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