Million Dollar Idea

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Million Dollar Idea

22nd February 2004

Million Dollar Idea

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I need an entrepreneurial category. I was looking closely at Veneta tonight and I figured out what she needs. Kitty-whisker mascara! Her whiskers are long and lovely as can be, but they are white, bleached out, practically invisible. A conscientious pet owner would apply kitty whisker mascara to Veneta’s whiskers morning and night as a beauty treatment and to enhance her self esteem! God knows too many cats suffer low self esteem these days, and it could all be avoided by the application of Farmer frank’s Kitty Whisker Mascara. Send me money and I’ll send you a jar when I’ve manufactured some.

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1 On February 23rd, 2024, jr said:
All I got is a buck three eighty two but its yours. So what is my ROI?
2 On February 23rd, 2024, Leslie said:
I’d expand the category to include whisker dyes (possibly in a variety of fun colors; false whiskers for that luxuriant look; and then of course whisker conditioner for that oh-so-soft feeling.
3 On March 22nd, 2024, Janaki said:
Amazing! I have [really] been putting Azure Blue mascara on Shaeleigh’s whiskers for a while now. It looks fantastic against her white fur. It had not occurred to me that I should be using cat mascara! What an irresponsible pet owner/roommate I am! I’ll go in with you on development and testing–if Nick can wear it, any cat can.