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    Taco Bell Cannon

    June 18th, 2024 · No Comments

    A Corpus Line (Taco Bell Canon)
    At the close of Act I, some students are despondent about their job prospects and begin contemplating other career options. They sing “The Taco Bell Canon” to the tune of “Pachelbel’s Canon.” (Imagine each voice part singing one of the canon sections.)The Taco Bell CanonBasses:
    I have no job

    I have no job
    I have no job
    Let’s work at Taco Bell!I have no job
    I have no life
    I am so tired
    I’m sick of interviews

    My mom was right
    I should be at medical school
    This is a waste of time
    Why is my life so cruel

    I have no job
    Let’s work at Taco Bell….

    Altos:
    Three years ago when I applied
    A job was not so hard to find
    But now the market’s shot to hell
    And we must go to Taco Bell
    Cause that’s the place where I’m at peace
    With the burritos and the grease
    My friends and I will gather round
    Because a job cannot be found
    We bitch and moan we think we’re cool
    We cannot wait to leave this school
    My job search is not going well
    Perhaps I’ll work at Taco Bell

    Sopranos:
    Sonnenschein, Mayer Brown, Skadden Arps and A&P and K&E, Covington, Debevoise and White & Case and Ropes & Gray, Strook & Strook, Sullivan and Gibson Dunn and Fish & Neave, Schopf & Weiss, Seyfarth Shaw and Pope & Joh-oh-oh-oh-ohn…

    Marshall Field’s, Bloomingdale’s, Benneton and Mickey D’s, Dairy Queen, Burger King and KFC and Pizza Hut, Harold’s Shack, Ribs & Bibs and Dominos, Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Taco Bell and Taco Bell and Taco Bell!

    (Repeat all three together.)

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