Who won “The War on Christmas?”

It sure as hell wasn’t Fox News.  If you want to know why they lost big-time every-time they whined about it, read this:  F*CK CHRISTMAS

Warning… serious f*ck content…  and references to O’Reilly and the loofah…

Here’s a taste, with some of the f*cks removed to protect the ignorant…

And guess who’s stealing Christmas, according to Gibson. Go on —
guess. “A cabal of secularists, so-called humanists, trial lawyers,
cultural relativists, and liberal, guilt-wracked Christians — not just Jewish people.” (Emphasis mine. Pure, unadulterated anti-semitism, his.) A cabal? Are you kidding me? Could we  try to be a little more fucking original with our Jew-hating?

Speaking of Jew-hating, Pat Buchanan has joined the hype-a-thon of the supposed Attack on Christmas, too. Or, as he put it, “What we’re witnessing here are hate crimes against Christianity.”
Sorry? We’re not so hot on paying for an inflatable camel for your
goddamn nativity scene and suddenly we’re Slobodan Milosevic?
Fuck you. Get some goddamn perspective, you little prick. When they
start hunting Christians in the streets, it’ll be time to start yelling
“Hate crime.” And no, it won’t count when they start chasing you with the torches. That’ll be called “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year.”

And Bill O’Reilly, Gibson’s cellmate in the silly shack, is doing his part to save Christmas,
too. He’s been going after New York’s Mayor Bloomberg (that Commie)
because he says the Christmas Tree at Rockefeller Center has been renamed
a “Holiday Tree,” and “No Christian Christmas symbols are allowed in
the public schools.” The only problem? Neither of those things is even remotely fucking true.


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