How?

On a desktop baby… thanx to Madame Levy for the link.   You might want to just cut the volume after the opening anniversary song, since Madge Weinstein gets a little fartological with overflowing toilets and what-not.

Then I got this message from Kombinat!

How do I blog? You seem to be asking about mechanics of blogging? I use
Ecto for Mac posting to Kombinat! I am lazy so I don’t edit. I don’t even check
my grammar and spelling. I just vomit language onto a page in real time. Bada
Bing. There! Language! Sprayed on the page. - And 5 minutes later I might delete
it; or 3 days later I might edit it and sculpt the dried up vomit to make
something out of it. Or I will delete it because it was of no use to what I am
building. Actually I am building something with this blogging I just don’t know
what it is. It’s like hundreds of possible projects and all just sprayed there,
just splattered. I think I actually blog to wake myself up from the ‘agreeable
somnolence’. I write as if it’s not me so when I visit my blog I can read and
say "what kind of a stupid ass wrote this shit" and kind of look for clues to
wake up from the predictability of life. It works sometimes.

But 99% of my time blogging I spend by hanging out on other people’s blogs.
For every 67 posts RageBoy makes I make one. I can read Mike Golby and
Matrullo’s stuff all the time. And of course "wood s lot" is a constant
archeological dig months back. All of it good. All this blogging with time
stamps is really irrelevant. My blogging is all about reading other people’s
stuff from way back. I just read, surf, listen to music, talk on the phone,
that’s how I blog.

I actually noticed that I’ve spent this year splattering lots of comments
at WealthBondage using incomprehensible logic and obscure themes, weaving
personas, digging for gold of human thought. I have incredible allergic
reactions to cliches, to reasonable sentences. I actually developed allergies to
descriptive language and fully formed sentences. Thanks to blogging I finally
have found out that most people write about the same boring shit. So I try to
cut up language into pieces. Hack it. Vomit some verbs. It’s incredibly
refreshing to find people struggling with birthing new conversations. Not
repeating the same old shit but really strugging in saying new sentences
inaccessible to them before. Reading blogs is the new blogging for me. I want to
read stuff that wakes me up. I want to blog stuff that wakes you up; best yet if
it just makes you cry for the lost days of life you will never get back because
you sold your life for daily comfort of ordinary vomit of language running in
your vains. Shit like that you know.

A bit about the mood; I blog when I fight my own desperation. When I deal
with my own cynicism and resignation about life, then I blog, but also when I
love life I blog, a paradox. But hen I am full of opinions I don’t fucking
blog.  It’s dangerous to blog when I am full of opinions. Only shitty stuff
comes out of that. I get fucking cliche attack a ‘look at me how fucking
original I am just like every body else". It also extends to when read something
really really great and I really really want to comment on it and I don’t
because I am afraid I will fuck it up by posting a stupid comment. Actually most
of the time commenting is too much fucking work to tell you the truth. And I
blog usually when I am pissed off about being asleep to life, those are those
rare moments when I know I am just passing through on this planet and fucking up
my life by being reasonable and nice and pleasant and ‘have a nice day’ and
‘would you like fries with that". It happens rarely you know.

Thanks for asking.

Head Janitor of Kombinat!

J. Maybe Elvis

Bada Bing to you too!