23rd March 2005

Wisconsin Cats: “Fur’s gonna fly!”

posted in Cat Pictures, Food, and Travel |

ArmedcatThey’re peering out of windows, looking down from rooftops, lurking behind every tree in cities and towns across Wisconsin.  They’re reading their Dylan Thomas, praising their kitty-gods, and passing their kitty-ammunition.   They’ve gone to the mattresses.  There isn’t a spare bag of Whiskas, Friskies, or Kitty Litter to be found in a grocery store within twenty miles of Madison.  They’ve dug in and they are ready to rumble.

"Bring them awwwn," I heard one fluff-muffin purr as I passed near a dumpster behind a seafood restaurant near the Capitol.  The rednecks want to shoot them, but they better watch out because Fluffy is armed and she plans to shoot back.

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  1. 1 On April 6th, 2024, Janaki said:

    Then its only fair that any dog without a collar or a leash could be shot, too…. like dogs wandering the woods during hunting season?

  2. 2 On April 12th, 2024, lastliberal said:

    Cats of the world unite!

    Cats of the world unite!

  3. 3 On April 13th, 2024, TwoPuglets said:

    A piss-poor way to resolve any problem created by feral domestic cats — and most unkind. If passed, this demands a response that is as disproportionate as hunting for cats. Let’s eat no more Wisconsin dairy products. I love Wisconsin cheddar, but Vermont and New York cheddar will do me just fine. And, maybe those Wisconsin cats will get a little of the extra milk. Thank you.

  4. 4 On April 13th, 2024, Jan Amundsen said:

    GREETHINGS FROM NORWAY!
    Gone crazy - people in Wisconsin?
    Killing your cats because they make your neigborhood smelling bad?
    Wisconsin! - try kick asses - keep the drinking low lifes and pill-eaters among your neigbors six feet under - instead of taking it out on the furry population!
    Do not be afraid of rumours that the cats are taking over World Domination.
    Well - considering the lifestyle of the”generals” of this killing orgy - you`ll never know.
    Have a nice day!
    JAN AMUNDSEN
    Norway

  5. 5 On April 14th, 2024, Pansy Kelly said:

    We are shocked. Surely you have some folks in your state that have gray matter between their ears!! Boycott Wisconsin products!!! Do not make Wisconsin your tourist destination. Punish them. If they shoot the cats then the rodent population will take over. Then they will catch diseases from the rodents and will want the cats back. By that time the Rednecks will have died from a rodent generated disease and the cats will be safe. Cabot Cheese from Vermont is the best cheese in the world…so keep your cheese and your fireworks. WE LOVE CATS.

  6. 6 On April 16th, 2024, MFowler said:

    Gee aren’t cats considered personal property? Don’t we as citizens have the right to defend our personal property? Don’t shoot them in the head. There is nothing to loose there. Just go for the the place that hurts and bleeds the most. Any state that would make an inhumane law like this shouldn’t be a part of the United States. Next they’ll make it legal to shoot kids with dirty diapers.

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