Franklin, you old so and so, you got two calls. First Home Depot, then Nickelodeon called, they both want their graphics back. Although it looks like you took a mighty long time choosing those, I think it’s time to say shalom, Sport.
Do Not Tell Me you made that brush and that can, or at least let me be sitting on the throne so I don’t … (insert foot long joke here).
So, the bird is back. Humming freebird as we write, these pixels flying from me to you, my friend.
Anyway, you bastard, when are we going for a little adventure a la Hemmingway on that craft of yours? I’ll bring the rods and the cooler and some lobsters, you bring the keys and some sunscreen.
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